Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Drunken Text Conversations in the Wee Hours

! Message Received !

Comic Writer Boy: and here come the 15% Belgian beers. I begged them not to… it’s been nice knowing you…

Desci: Don’t worry. I’ll sing ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ at your funeral; it’ll be dead classy, but.

Comic Writer Boy: actually, I’d prefer it if you sang ‘Born to Try’ or ‘Susidio’

Desci: But what about Marky Mark and the funky bunch’s opus, ‘Good Vibrations?’ or something from Billy Corgan’s ouvre? Now HE feels feelings.

Comic Writer Boy: hehe, you’re truly a girl after mine own heart. I’d suggest the entire zwan discography, but since it’s so very gay, maybe not…

Desci: it would raise *even* more questions that your original choice of Karma Chameleon…

Comic Writer Boy’s cool.



Update! So cool, in fact, that he pointed me in the direction of this site . It’s the funniest thing in the world. Some pages had me laughing so hard, I was crying actual human tears. Oh, my. You must, must check it out. Go now; I’ll wait here.

Go now. Report back.

5 comments:

annoying customer said...

And here i was worrying id miss the d's big moment (being absent from the blogosphere for a week).
But lo and behold, the bizness still hasnt gone down.
Your blog knows how to stretch out the 'big reveal' better than channel 7's Lost.

PS Your blog is totally gunna have to jump the shark once you get laid. You do know this dont you?
=)

Stubbadub said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes! When Animals are goaded with sticks! Angry Penis Wars!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaahahah, Desci that link was fucking gold!

Goat Boy said...

It was funny - in 1999. Try this as well:

http://thegestalt.org/simon/cunt/

Nathan Barley was one of the best characters to come out of TV Go Home.

But then I'm starting to think that in 1999 you might still have been in year 9. Fuck, I was 31. Now I feel old.

On the topic of funeral songs, I knew a bloke who had Achy Breaky Heart pleayed at his funeral. Nobody could work it out. But then, he was shot dead by cops, so perhaps his plan was only in rough draft form. There's a moral in there somewhere, something like "If you're going to get shot dead by cops ..."

If you've forgotten what a top song that was, here's they lyrics... there's a silent WTF? at the end of every line.

Achy Breaky Heart
Billy Ray Cyrus

You can tell the world you never was my girl,
You can burn my clothes up when I'm gone,
You can tell your friends just what a fool I've been,
And laugh and joke about me on the phone.

You can tell my arms go back to the farm,
You can tell my feet to hit the floor,
Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips,
They won't be reaching out for you no more.

But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.

You can tell your Ma I moved to Arkansas,
You can tell your dog to bite my leg,
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip,
He never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please,
Myself already knows I'm not O.K.,
Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind,
It might be walking out on me today.

But don't tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
I just don't think he'd understand.
And if you tell my heart,
My achy breaky heart,
He might blow up and kill this man.

Oh fucking Jesus please just kill me,
For singing woeful shit like this...

Nah, I made that last bit up.

Desci said...

AC - totally. I know. Will it be:

- Desci has sex and realises SHOCK! she has a twin sister

- Desci has sex and a funky black exchange student moves in with her, or

- Desci has sex and then leaves the blog, only for a 'new' Desci to write it

All great moments in shark jumping :P

Stubadub: o god, i know. and 'Britian's burliest proctologists' and 'canada's best inexplainably sad family photos'

Goat Boy: 'in 1999' o wah wah, don't WE just have our finger on the pulse? :P I turned 18 in december 99, by the by...

'there's a silent "wtf?" at the end of each line' - that cracked me up, as there is, there really is. You rule. And I'm so going to go see Nathan's site, omg...xo

DJ said...

Hilarious website

Also try www.gizoogle.com and have any web site translated into hilarious Snoopeze..