Some of you are starting to get impatient about me and Boyfriend not having sex yet. (Hell, some of you’ve been impatient from the start).
It’s kinda hurtling forward towards Soonland. But I was laying in bed last night thinking (post toss, of course, hence the sensibleness). Once we do fuck, they’ll be no more taking it slow, etc. like, now we’re up to oral (for him, Desci-engineered orgasms for me), we can’t go back to just making out for hours. So once we have sex, the rest of the stuff will still be cool, but less exciting. Do I really want to give that up? Why gobble up the whole icecream in three seconds when you can lick it? And has anyone ever been in this position? (Just prior to losing your virginity doesn’t count).
Having said that, if we haven’t done it by his birthday I’ll be pretty surprised. But in the meantime, keep your fucking pants on (I am… boom-boom). I talk more about naughty stuff when I’m not getting it. But it’ll happen, and you’ll be the first to know far too much about it. Dig?
ALSO: A big huge thank you to the anonymous champ who referred me to the blog that had the new NIN tracks on it. Boyfriend now thinks I’m the coolest person in the world (well, more so… hee!)
Coming up: Drunken SMS conversations and a fun new weekly thing!
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