Sunday, March 13, 2005

The Sex!

Was totally had.

Between Boyfriend and I.

Boyfriend and I had sex.

Sex was done, with Boyfriend and I.

Sex? Yes please, with Boyfriend, who I had sex with.

Sexy, sexy, sex! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Ok. That’s enough for now.

He still hasn’t said ‘I love you’ though. And I’m waiting for him. We’re all ‘hello, my love’, and ‘you still love me, even though…’ and once he slipped and while joking said something like, ‘but I still love you despite…’ but no ‘I love you’.

Meh, two tears in a bucket, mother fuck it. I’m having sex. And he is so totally into me.

Life is a good life.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Adam 2.0 said...

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!11!

So vindicated right now.

More Oz Ramblings said...

Woo! The neverending saga comes to a climax! (Pun totally intended)

Anonymous said...

<bull dike voice>
ya recon he'd go a strpon for ya??? nothing like being nailed by a humungous strapon.
nuf sed
</bull dike voice>

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD

I JUST FELL OFF MY SEAT

I'M SO HAPPY

I FEEL AS IF I HAVE JUST HAD A SHAG MYSELF

Adam 1.0

Ren said...

WHOOOOOO!!!!

'Bout fucking (fucking! Hah!) time!

And here I was hating you for that last discussion about your Boyfriend shenanigans in a very "Yes... yes, she's doing it... YES! Oooooh, YES! What? NO! DAMMIT!" sort of way. Most disappointed.

Well done, me dear.

Alex said...
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annoying customer said...

Let the shark jumping begin!

Jellyfish said...

I don't know what to say... Congrats, well done, hallelujah, shalom, lechaim, mafimushkila, wunderbah, magnifique etc. More than the sex thing, I'm envious that you guys love each other and are happy together, felt-scratching notwithstanding. Yes, didn't I tell you, I'm actually a nun.

LadyCracker said...

congrats Desci - All the waiting has paid off.

LadyCracker said...

congrats Desci - All the waiting has paid off.

mnkymelbourne said...

you shoud have waited longer - at least another 12 months - LOL

Ben.H said...

I'm torn between insane jealousy because I've been laid off the sex for weeks while the girlfriend is OS, and slavering anticipation about us getting back together again. This post reminded me what I'm in for. Oh yeah, I'm really happy for you too.

The Voice of Experience&ThenSome said...

You stupid, stupid Girl. If, as you claim, you're on the "outskirts" of the sex industry, I'd wise up fast if I were you. Oh how wild and currrrayyzzeeee I am! Ooh! Look at me! I'm bi-sexual, (yawn),
NEWSFLASH HONEY:ALL girls under 30 are these days. It's de rigeur for getting attention from the boys, rather than an actual life/sex choice. "I like to think I'm intelligent". Really? Little evidence of it displayed here. Aren't you ALL that now, Sweetie, JUST to get noticed? The best advice I can give you is to get on with your thesis. In the long run, it'll serve you far better than this pap...which, I guess, is a good avoidance tactic for when you don't want to put the work in. Look at the slobs that are wanking over your blogs. Wise up. Stop being an object. Who gives a flying shit about your small-dicked boyfriend? Write something more meaningful.

The author of this entry is a former sex worker, a PhD, and founder of a health and support service for sex workers. Stumbled onto this tripe by accident and felt compelled to comment. I guess that's the chance you take when you stick your arse up in the air for the world to sniff at. Shan't be revisiting it, so won't read any of the responses. SORREEEE!

Desci said...

But you will be back, won't you dear? Please see my personal retort on the main page.