Thursday, July 21, 2005

No, no, NO.

Remember no Freakline today. Next Tuesday instead. Voting for last week’s closes Monday morning.

Now, a double driving lesson, god damn work, then going to Jaxx’s to watch Amazing Race with him and Sunshine.

Got my period today. Officially no sex till its over. BAH!

I don’t get those people (ahem, Mister Allen) who think period sex is ok. You smell bad. Thick, dark blood is gushing from your vagina. It’s a gross, unclean, painful time. Who in their right mind would want to hurl a cock up there? Eeeeew. It’s not even a question. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO. I mean, when you have food poisoning, do you think, ‘Mmm, I could go some deep fried calamari, pizza and a banana fritter right now? That’s EXACTLY the same thing. Pretty much.

17 comments:

Martie said...

The Ex-Fucker used to be right into period sex - he'd even go and purchase crappy towels from safeway to do the deed on.

Russell Allen said...

Clean sex seems to be very now. Grubby sex used to be the norm until all the germophobes started getting their way. Sex is all about smells, sounds and vibrations.

Oh well, if it's not your cup of tea, I recommend watching a box set of 24. Takes about a week to watch and should keep you sane until you're smelling like roses.

unique_stephen said...

fuck and shower
end of comment

kathrynoh said...

come on, what's the problem? if you are like me then you are as horny as hell and already lubed up. I wouldn't have thought you'd be such a prude... lol. I mean, if you were talking oral it would be a different matter.

It is just all that Johnson & Johnson brainwashing making you think it's gross. It's a mindset, is all.

Jeremy said...

Exactly - easy to shower afterwards. You've still got nerves there - if you can still feel pleasure, I don't see the problem.

Pruesaysit said...

Ofcourse it's a totally individual thing, but I always found that sex during my period was fantastic! It eased cramps like you wouldn't believe, and in most cases, your body actually slows down the bleeding during the sex.
I'm definetely down for throwin down the towel and then soaping eachother up in the shower when we're done! :D

teigan said...

Well, I think it's disgusting. And yes, I have.

Tanya said...

Nothing like a good source of Iron to start the day I say.

Hambo said...

Yeah, but tanya, we all know your a whore.

Still iron is good.

Desci said...

Hee! Either I'm less nasty than I thought I was (yay!) or my readers are KINKY FUCKING BIATCHES (double yay!) I love you guys. Sick Bastards. xo

It just doesn't appeal to me, even when I put a tampon in there I feel nauseus. Cramps, etc, just make me feel sooooo unsexy. But that's just me.

sarah said...

Gotta say i'm will most of you here: period sex is great!
There is no better period pain relief than orgasm-induced endorphines. Messy sex is generally the best kind to have. I have no intention of denying myself when it can be so good.

Russell Allen said...

Ha Hah! I knew I wasn't an outcast. Good to the ladies piping up about their pipes. Now I will skulk away back to Leperstown with the other freaks...

flashman said...

Sometimes you have to have period sex, because you've arranged to lose your virginity, and she hasn't been keeping track of the days very well.

DJ said...

unique_stephen said...
fuck and shower

DJ Says:
fuck in the shower

Ren said...

Ye-up. Fuck in the shower, and don't look down. S'great. *LOL*

Adam 2.0 said...

Do it in the dark. Problem solved.

Ellgee said...

Try it with a natural sea-sponge in situ... and it'll absorb the, er, anything that's there.

A couple of tips:

Use a sponge the size that you'd use to apply foundation rather than the car-washing variety. But not the same one you use to apply foundation...

Moisten and wring out before use (trust me on that one...)

I've never had any complaints or accidents and I've been using this technique for years (no, not the same sponge!)