Friday, September 30, 2005

Muscular Christianity

I live with the constant hum of low-level horniness. Is that normal?

Anyway, yesterday morning I woke up from an unclear but pleasant sex dream. I started my day, replied to emails, etc, etc. But I was held up and didn’t get time for some pr0n-orientated stress release. So, cursing the clock, I banged out some laps on the treadmill before showering. And the exercise was actually a pretty good alternative outlet. If I was single, methinks I’d have the body of Jessica Simpson. And the wrist of an 80-year-old.

8 comments:

shrover said...

Onanistic RSI? I can see an article in The Lancet headlined thus.

People will tell you that when it comes to sex there's no 'normal', we're all individuals. Bullshit. There is normality, and it's boring as fuck, and not being normal is wonderful.

Dollop said...

So normal we should talk about together. Sometime. Maybe. Hopefully.

Potentially?

Ah fuckit *hides in well dug hole*

shrover said...

Hate unclear but pleasant sex dreams involving objects of one's obsession. You think 'wow, I'm actually fucking X' (where X is the name of someone whom you've wanted to nail for years/months/days/whatever but will never get near) then you wake up.

And yep I am writing this cos this happened to me early this morning.

Kartar said...

Concur with the low-level hum. Can be very distracting - in both a most pleasant way and in an annoying and mentally confusing way. :)

naridu said...

sounds perfectly normal to me...abso-fucking-lootley-normal. *nods decisively*

Hambo said...

You might have a low level hum, I have 50hz line noise, noise I can't seen to get rid of cause well, its been a while if you know what I mean.

Martie said...

Hey Hotness...

I'm back. And I think that exercising only makes the problem get worse for me!!!

Desci said...

Shrover - i like the way you think, m'boy!

Dollop - next time I'm in brissie you can buy me the nasty casino $3 daiquiris I've heard so much about. :P

And thank you everyone, it's good to see I'm not just a hyped-up freak. Hee. xoxoxoxo