Thursday, September 15, 2005

My Favourite Person Today

Is Victor, for this. Go see! It’s, like, the best thing ever. Or worst thing, if you really should be doing uni work. omg omg omg.

Also, don’t look at his blog! Unless you want to piss yourself laughing for ten minutes, then feel really guilty about ridiculing people who are lonely and not as hot as your fine self.

11 comments:

Tempest said...

Desci. I am so hearing you sister. I saw his link in your comments yesterday and went to it. Spent quite a while pissing myself.

Major Points for Victor.

Anonymous said...

I know this is very uncool of me, but I think that OKcupid blog is just awful. Cruelty can certainly be funny, but aiming it at real people for no reason other than one doesn't find them sexually attractive is just... well... fucked. For an example of cruelty that's actually funny, see girlsarepretty.com. OKcupid is mean AND lame.

Desci said...

That's totally cool, anon. I know where you're coming from. If I wasn't such a cunt I'd have a similar position. But... yeah. Truth is, I'm a fence-sitter: I find it hilarious but feel guilty about it.

On the other hand, if it was from www.hotornot.com (about six months ago, I wanted to have a weekly 'hot or not' section, ridiculing the wankstains) I'd have no trouble with tearing into them. What makes me feel a twinge of guilt about OKCupid, is that these are lonely people trying to find someone. Whereas Hot or Not are just wankers wanting their empty egos stroked.

Anonymous said...

show yourself honey, and maybe we will piss ourselves at that, or not. You've mentioned you're no slinky size 8.

flashman said...

Desci can look after herself, but you're still a cunt.

Kartar said...

Anon - actually I think Desci was pretty clear she was conflicted about the site at times - I second Flashman's comment - you're a cunt.

Desci said...

Anon, why don't I go on hot or not and pout in my fucking size 18 miniskirt*? I'm thinking a picture of me staring into a mirror over my shoulder, with a rose in my hand to soften my smouldering sex goddess look. Then I'll check back every day to see what people think of me.

Then you can mock me aaaalllllll you like, coz I'd be a fucking wankstain. That site consists pretty much entirely of them.

* Note: I do ot own a size 18 miniskirt. Nor should you.

Anonymous said...

Anon #1 here. I just feel it necessary that anon #2 is not me. Anon #2 is a dick.

Anonymous said...

Necessary to point out, that is. Bah.

Anonymous said...

Anon #2

my point was that while fence-straddling has its passive pleasures it doesn't contribute anything. It's easy to laugh at those we subjectively feel are inferior to ourselves. It's great your readers defend you by calling me a cunt, but do you really think that they wouldn't ridicule your voluptuousness if your photo was on that site?

Desci said...

Anon 2, you're missing the point. If I went on that site, telling people that I had 'a problem - boys find it too easy to fall in love with me. tee hee!' then I would DESERVE their wrath. Relax.