Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Another Cool Job…

I’ve been thinking about this for awhile: my dream job (well, one) would be as a part-time waxer. God, that’d rule. Pouring hot wax on girls all day. Hell, it’d even be fun with fat, sweaty men. But I think you need to do a course in all the other shit, too, like facials and ear piercing and such. Anyone know? I have fantasies of being a waxer part time and writing with the rest of my time. I honestly can’t see a bad part of it. ‘Cept for having to stand up all day. But seriously, come on, how good would it be? I’m deadly serious.

7 comments:

Puppy Malone said...

My friend managed one of those Essential Beauty places. I once asked her if she was nervous the first time she peirced a clit, but she just laughed and said she had practised on an employee ... I wonder if that sort of thing is union approved ... : )

Countess said...

Factors that suggest this job could be less cool than first imagined:

1) some people's bits are spectacularly unattractive

2) some people don't place much of a premium on personal hygiene

3) making inane 'so, going out this weekend?' -type conversation all day.

Though the likelihood of interesting work-related stories is higher than in many other occupations, and your friends and significant others will probably be all ears when you bitch about your day at work!



genitals are exposed your work stories could be more interesting than those told from a cube farm!

Hambo said...

If you need anyone to practise on, I know someone that is thinking on getting de-haired.

Desci said...

Countess - you're probably right, but still...

and OMFG Hamswah - tell me you want to fulfil one of my fantasies and let me wax you! teh HOTTNESS!!!1!

Bah, none of my last 2 boyfriends have let me wax them. not even, like, their legs. Pussies.

Anonymous said...

I think Attu had a link to a vid you should watch, sorry deci - at work - can't look it up for you now.

Desci said...

What?! Eh?! Who's attu? Eh? Now I need to know!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous again. ok, Had a look on Attu This is what you wanted:
and this:
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=211
http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=212

whilst I was looking I found this tho' gee, I'm glad I'm posting anonymously... http://www.bladedmessiah.com/index.php?subaction=showfull&id=1129232891&archive=&start_from=&ucat=6&
http://media.putfile.com/083530