Because I’m lazy and it’s kind of funny. Plus, I’ve been noting funny ones for, like, ever.
File under ‘just fucking creepy’
Pregnant phone sex – Wow… specific AND gross!
human being fucking – See above
“sex checklist” – When Virgins Love Research
fuck meeeee – Did they do a search for two, three and four ‘e’s too?
“creepy cunts” – Glass houses.
fucking the human female – Has a… scientific ring to it, yes?
"ridden like a " – What? Like a what? Like a sandwich? A clipboard?
fucking ugly female nerds – …
men having sex with men secretly checklist – When Tortured Married Men Love Research
“I gave him a handjob” – ”Wow good for you”
fucking everyday household items – uuuuuhhhh…
boyfriend checklist – When High-Maintenance, Demanding Bitches Love Research
“playing with my boobs” – When a Slinky just won’t do
File under ‘what the FUCK?’
rhinos h – eh?
cunt in jamacan slang – How would I know that? I’m such a honky I’m practically transparent
"blair mcdonough" shower – why? I should have put this under ‘fucking creepy’
they might be giants cunts – Heresy! They’re lovely.
goldy horny – ?
mango tango sex – interesting.
girl melbourne desci site:blogspot.com – Ok, a few months ago someone from the Netherlands REALLY wanted to find me…?
patrick duffy debbie does dallas – Don’t drag the Duffster into that sick world!
melbourne housewarming tram– ???
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