A man calling himself The English Language has been jailed for the rape of seventeen teenagers over the last year, pending a death sentence.
He used the popular website Myspace to befriend them; posing as a fellow teen under the handle ‘SeLf-RyChEsS_sUiCiDe’. He organised meets with nearly two dozen teenagers, using secluded parks as a meeting point. From there he would drag them into the bushes and viciously sexually assault them up to four times.
‘I figure they’ve been raping me for so long, I’d get a little payback’ the man said as he was dragged to the Electric Chair this morning.
Oh, har har fucking har.
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