Not work. It has some very good points. Keep a positive attitude; everybody needs to stick it out in a job like this before going on to better things. DEAL.
Flash websites (for companies, not games).
Why? Why exist? They are useless. Absolutely fucking useless and there is nothing good about them.
Chris Kennett and Declan Fay in Beat’s ‘Art of the City’ section.
At first I thought they were ‘funny enough, just not suited to the column’. A month or two reading their page has altered my opinion to: Unfunny wankers, desperately trying to get attention so someone will pick them up for their own commercial radio or TV show. And who the fuck puts their PICTURE in the banner for an art column? Ugly little creeps they are. They’re like those idiot virgins at the party, pissed on half a breezer, who proceed to act like dickwits (climb things, tell unfunny jokes, anything extroverted and annoying) to get the girls’ attention; consequently killing everyone’s buzz as people try and ignore them/stop them. I hate them and I wish they’d just fuck off and die so I could get information about the arts again, which is the actual fucking intention of the column. Gah, I wish Richard was still doing it, he was perfect. (Well, they've all been good but for these puscunts).
Because I fell down some wet ones at work. Right on my arse, and then buttslid down a few for good measure. My back hurts now. And I was going so well; I hadn’t made an arse of myself in public for ages. Fucking lovely.
We had this dinner at work on Friday, which was actually really quite nice. And it was cool of them to organise it (like a mini Christmas party), but the only alcohol was beer. It made me disproportionately angry. Everyone had a drink in my hand but me, so I felt alienated and frustrated that I couldn’t enjoy a Friday drink. Who the fuck caters for a party and only buys beer? NOT EVERYONE ON THE PLANET DRINKS FUCKING BEER. And don’t be all, ‘but beer’s great!’ yes, yes, you like it. I don’t care. Not everyone does, and to think thus is just fucking stupid. (INH: I wrote this before I saw your home alone comment. xo)
The Streets and related Chav Rap
Just fuck off.
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