Saturday, January 24, 2009

One More Thing...

Also! Bad advice your mother gave you. (Preferably not from when you were little).


Anonymous said...

"oh don't go to a hairdresser, I"ll cut your hair"... what a fucking idiot.

Ren said...

"Nothing good comes from the internet! Log off and go outside and socialise with real people!"

Oh yeah? All my jobs, for one. My partner (now husband) of 10 years, for two. My best friends, for three. My chance to travel and see more of the world, for four... I could keep going. Whenever she says that now I ask "So, bought anything from Amazon lately, mum?"

Just so you know, the verification code for posting this is "deswa", I thought it was funny.

Nancy said...

Er, not exactly bad advice but it is certainly morally questionable to say to a twelve year old:

'Listen Nancy, if he's a bad kisser, dump him straight away... STRAIGHT AWAY! Because he's probably bad in other areas as well. If you know what I mean'.

I think my original reaction was 'gross!'. She was drunk obviously. Thanks for the emotional scarring, mum.

Actually now that I think about it, this has kind of served me well.

Gabriella said...

"Why are you spending so much time reading books? Go out with your friends, I'll buy the booze."

Perhaps that was good advice?

The verification code for this post is "flayingr". I think that's funny too.

Gabriella said...

Now it's shinheds! That's even funnier!

Sorry for spaming ya, Desci.

Desci said...

Hee! Love it. We should start a site with these, if there isn't already one (I know there's notes from my mum, which is pretty funny in its own right).