My god, lovers, it’s like someone slipped me some slow-release Spanish Fly. I am thinking with my vagina all. The. Fucking. Time.
The last few weeks, all I can think about is boning. I want to bone 8 million people 9 million ways. It’s ridiculous.
And not just girls, because I’m starved for boob action. Dudes, also! Dudes!
And it’s not like I’m watching a lot of porn or JOing furiously to settle the savage vulva-beast (ladies). The weird thing is, I’ve been less-interested in pr0n over the last month or two. Which is weird, since for 15 years (!!) I’ve been very, very interested in it. I adore it.
But no. I don’t want to JO, I don’t want to watch pr0n, I just want to bang.
Having said that, Boyfriend has made me a very lazy, selfish lover (ladies). And my accident has restricted me to a bottom for now. As in position, not disposition (ladies).
So, what to do? Find some nice chew toy in the form of some lady or boy who I can bone part time, to take the pressure off Boyfriend? Because honestly, I could go about four times a day at the moment. Working 12-15 hour shifts has cut down on any free time I have, so let’s say a solid once a day. Of lazy, selfish boning. Ladies.
Suggestions for workable solutions welcome.
23 minutes ago
6 comments:
Oh for fucks sake.
Dude, that's what she's saying *boom tish*
Funny cunt about the hungry cunt aside, make an arranges with BFF and go girly dating.
Dude dating may... ruin things.
Well dating/boning other people actually serves to increase my libido but it does mean more people to work out my bottoming tendencies, as in disposition ;)
Get out to some of the bdsm clubs and find yourself a friendly lass or two to play with :D
Bonus: Word verification today = hypicult. Nice.
So what are you doing after the show tonight?
RG: Silly! It would take more, much, much more, to ruin us. We're not like other people.
Naridu: It would channel mine, but perhaps increase too... uh oh...
And good point re: the clubs!
Bruce: Oh, you cad! xo
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